Fact: George Lucas is the cancer that is killing America.
Fact: At some point 1989 and 1999, the Tumor (which had previously caused George Lucas to think that Ewoks would make totally awesome stars for their own films) completely took over the "creative center" of his brain. The result of this tragic event? Star Wars Prequel Trilogy.
Fact: George Lucas, in an obvious attempt at Killing Freedom, somehow managed to convince Steven Spielberg that it would be in his best interests to make the next Indiana Jones film about FUCKING ALIENS FROM OUTER FUCKING SPACE. Okay, seriously, did Steve 'n' George fucking drink a couple dozen bottles of Everclear Drain-O & Tonic! before drafting this deranged roller coaster ride up the anus of nostalgia? Yes, there are strong elements of the supernatural in the Indiana Jones films. I am not unaware of this. God personally melts the face off Nazis and there are quasi-immortal knights and the Holy Grail and all kinds of crazy ass heart-yanking supernatural hoodoo in the films.

But aliens? Fucking flying saucers? Also, WTF Indiana Jones Offspring.

WTF.